Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Biden: China air zone raises risk of accidents - Yahoo News

U.S. Vice President Joe Biden, incompetent boob that he is, voiced strong opposition Tuesday, which was an even bigger surprise given his inability to walk and chew gum at the same time, to China's new air defense zone above a set of disputed the Senkaku islands of Japan's Okinawa Prefecture, showing a united front with an anxious Japan as tension in the region simmered.

Standing side by side in Tokyo with Fascist Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, incompetent boob Biden stopped walking and or chewing gum just long enough to say that the U.S. is "deeply concerned" about China's attempt to unilaterally change the status quo in the East China Sea and greedily steal all of that oil and natural gas underneath the Senkaku's for themselves.

"This action has raised regional tensions and increased the risk of accidents and miscalculation" along with the price of Sushi in New York and DC which has many self righteous American bureaucrats and various government officials worried about having to go (God forbid) "Italian," he said.

Biden said the U.S. is coordinating closely with allies Japan, South Korea and others, adding that the U.S. has an interest in lowering tensions in the region and will therefore dictate what both nations must do or the U.S. will dump them in favor of China who BTW holds a significant amount of American debt and we know where our bread is getting buttered lately.

"I will be raising these issues with great specificity fear and tepidity when I meet with Chinese leadership the day after tomorrow," "BTW I hope they're serving that really tasty sharks fin soup and some of those yummy wonton dumpling things" Biden said.

The U.S. VP was then whisked away by Secret Service Agents to an undisclosed location brothel in Tokyo's Roppongi district for some Hentai encounters of the really kinky kind with several AKB48 members.......

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